Yo Mama!
Yo Mama smell so bad she makes onions cry.Yo Mama so fat you gotta take two buses to get on her good side.
Yo Mama so ugly they renamed Halloween "Yo Mama Ween".
Yo Mama smell so bad she raised up her arm and every dog within two miles died.
Yo Mama so ugly she make blind men say "Thank God".
Yo Mama so ugly a plastic surgeon sued her.
Yo Mama so ugly she made a mime scream.
Yo Mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo Mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo Mama so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
Yo Mama so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt.
Yo Mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo Mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo Mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo Mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Yo Mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo Mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo Mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo Mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo Mama so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo Mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo Mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo Mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo Mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo Mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo Mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo Mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo Mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo Mama so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo Mama so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo Mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo Mama so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
Yo Mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo Mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo Mama so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
Yo Mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo Mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo Mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo Mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo Mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo Mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo Mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo Mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo Mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo Mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo Mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo Mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo Mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo Mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
Yo Mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo Mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo Mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo Mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo Mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo Mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo Mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo Mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo Mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo Mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo Mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo Mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo Mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo Mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo Mama so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo Mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo Mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo Mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo Mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo Mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo Mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo Mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo Mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo Mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo Mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo Mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo Mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo Mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo Mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo Mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo Mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo Mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo Mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo Mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
Yo Mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo Mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo Mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo Mama so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo Mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo Mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo Mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo Mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo Mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo Mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo Mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo Mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo Mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo Mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo Mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo Mama so fat the AIDS quilt wouldn't cover her.
Yo Mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo Mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo Mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo Mama so fat when she back up she beeps.
Yo Mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo Mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo Mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo Mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo Mama so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo Mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo Mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be taken by a satellite!
Yo Mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo Mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo Mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo Mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo Mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!
Yo Mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo Mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo Mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo Mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo Mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo Mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo Mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo Mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo Mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo Mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo Mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"
Yo Mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo Mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Load" sign.
Yo Mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo Mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo Mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo Mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo Mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo Mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo Mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo Mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo Mama so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo Mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo Mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
Yo Mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her.
Yo Mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo Mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo Mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo Mama so fat we're in her right now.
Yo Mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo Mama so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo Mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo Mama so fat the only way to get her out of a phone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.