One Liners
Quotes
"The caribou love it. They rub against it and they have babies. There are more caribou in Alaska than you can shake a stick at."- George Bush, then U.S. Vice President on the Alaskan pipeline See all 322 of our quotes >>
A.K.A Throwing Up ...
chunderSee 90 other ways to say it >>
A.K.A Pooping ...
Going into laborWe have 145 other ways to say that too >>
Really Bad Names
Paige Turner79 examples of what not to name your kids >>
Confucius Say...
Confucius say man who make love to girl on hill... he not on level.See 80 pearls of twisted wisdom from Confucius >>
Yo Mama!
Yo Mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.Find out 151 things about Yo Mamma here >>
Pick Up Lines
Does God know you've escaped from Heaven? Here, come with me to my place. You can stay there until he calls looking for you.Learn all 146 of our can't miss pick up lines >>
Rejection Lines
You remind me of someone cute and smart, but not.Prepare yourself with 52 rejection lines >>
Funnybox Asks
Does a fish get cramps after eating?Ponder 191 unponderable questions >>
Fulldeckisms
The going got weird, and he turned pro.Compare people you know with 200 comparable fulldeckisms >>
Answering Machine Messages
(Strong east Indian accent:) Hello, you have reached the existential hotline of Ransheesh. I am currently meditating, but if you leave your name and which lifeline you are currently inhabiting at the sound of the Om, I will send good karma waves and contact you when the stars align properly.Consider 124 messages for your answering machine >>
Uncatagorifiable One Liners
I'd kick the devil in the jimmies for a glass of water.Memorize all 55 of these other one liners for all occasions >>