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Spaniard gored in San Fermin festival bull-run (AP)

Revelers run beside as Cebada Gago's fighting bull passes during the San Fermin festival in Pamplona, northern Spain, Tuesday, July 8, 2008. The 'Los San Fermines' festival, held since 1591, attracts tens of thousands of foreign visitors each year for nine days of revelry, morning bull-runs and afternoon bullfights. (AP Photo/Alvaro Barrientos)AP - The running of the bulls through Pamplona on Tuesday left one man gored and four slightly injured during the annual San Fermin festival, the Spanish Red Cross said.




Truck rams Concorde, knocks off its nose in NYC (AP)
AP - An embarrassed museum official says a two-week nose job should reverse the damage a Concorde supersonic jet suffered when a truck rammed it.

Man out-spits father, claims pit-spitting title (AP)
AP - Brian "Young Gun" Krause has out-spit his father to claim his seventh championship at the International Cherry Pit Spitting Championship.

Ore. man completes flight of fancy - in lawn chair (AP)

Kent Couch lifts off from his gas station in Bend, Ore., in his lawn chair rigged with more than 150 giant party balloons, Saturday, July 5, 2008. Couch, 48, is making his third cluster balloon flight and hopes to go more than 200 miles to Idaho before running out of daylight or helium. (AP Photo/Jeff Barnard)AP - Using his trusty BB gun to help him return to Earth, a 48-year-old gas station owner flew a lawn chair rigged with helium-filled balloons more than 200 miles across the Oregon desert Saturday, landing in a field in Idaho.




Wis. stun gun thief who posted video gets prison (AP)
AP - A Wisconsin man who posted a video online showing him and his father shocking each other with a stolen stun gun has been sent to prison.

It pays to go in a public toilet (Reuters)
Reuters - It pays to use a toilet in southern India, as residents are earning close to a dollar a month by using public urinals, a scheme launched by authorities to promote hygiene and research in rural areas.

Thirteen hurt on first day of Spanish bull run (Reuters)

A statue of San Fermin, patron saint of the San Fermin festival in Pamplona, is carried through the streets during a procession in honour of the saint, said to protect the hundreds of runners that participate in the running of the bulls, July 7, 2008. (Susana Vera/Reuters)Reuters - Thirteen people were taken to hospital, one of them seriously injured, on the first day of the annual bull running festival in the northern Spanish town of Pamplona on Monday, organizers said.




Some coffee fans get grim delight in Starbucks woes (Reuters)

People walk past a Starbucks store in New York July 3, 2008. (Chip East/Reuters)Reuters - One coffee drinker's bad news is another coffee drinker's good news, it seems.




Man rips head from Hitler wax figure (Reuters)

A wax figure of Adolf Hitler is pictured in a mock bunker at the German 'Madame Tussauds' during a press preview in Berlin, July 3, 2008. (Tobias Schwarz/Reuters)Reuters - A man tore the head from a controversial waxwork figure of Adolf Hitler on the opening day of Berlin's Madame Tussauds museum Saturday, police said.




Big cheese carving celebrates Independence Day (Reuters)

Cheese carver Troy Landwehr brushes oil off a rendition of the signing of the Declaration of Independence carved out of 2000 lbs of cheese in New York, July 3, 2008. (Lucas Jackson/Reuters)Reuters - A sculpture of the signing of the Declaration of Independence made from a one-tonne block of cheddar cheese glistened on the sidewalk of Times Square in New York on Thursday as an artist's tribute to the Fourth of July.




New Zealanders queue in cold for iPhone (Reuters)

Apple Corporation CEO Steve Jobs speaks about the new iPhone 3G during his keynote speech at the Apple Worldwide Developers Conference in San Francisco, California June 9, 2008. REUTERS/Kimberly WhiteReuters - New Zealanders eager to be the first in the world to buy Apple's new-generation iPhone have began queuing up in freezing temperatures, two days before its release, local media reported on Wednesday.




Study says turn TV off to stay slim (Reuters)
Reuters - Everyone knows what too much television can do to the mind and what too little exercise can do to the body, but a Canadian study has now shown that the boob tube can also lead to an increase in how much we eat.

Common wildlife is alien to many British kids (Reuters)

A bumble bee collects pollen from a flower in a garden near York, northern England, June 28, 2008. REUTERS/Nigel RoddisReuters - Children's knowledge of wildlife comes a poor second to their ability to identify science fiction creatures such as Star Wars characters, according to a survey.




Japanese woman overpowers thief with tea and sympathy (Reuters)

File photo shows a woman pouring tea. - A Japanese woman and her six-month-old baby escaped unhurt from a knife-wielding thief this week after the mother calmed him down with a cup of tea and a chat. REUTERS/Jo Yong-HakReuters - A Japanese woman and her six-month-old baby escaped unhurt from a knife-wielding thief this week after the mother calmed him down with a cup of tea and a chat.




Flush so we don't blush, Taiwan city says (Reuters)

Toilets stand as an artistic display by Nada Sehnaoui, in an empty lot in downtown Beirut April 13, 2008. REUTERS/ Jamal SaidiReuters - A city in south Taiwan began training potty users this week to flush toilet paper instead of throwing it in the trash, to reduce 340 tonnes of stinky waste generated daily, local media and officials said on Tuesday.




Arrest made after FedEx sends drug to wrong place (AP)
AP - FedEx prides itself on reliability. But a mistaken delivery tipped off police to a 200-pound shipment of marijuana that someone tried to send from Pembroke Pines, Florida to Baltimore via the shipping company.

Wax Hitler to return to museum after head repairs (Reuters)

A mock bunker is exhibited at the German 'Madame Tussauds' in Berlin July 5, 2008. A controversial waxwork of Adolf Hitler will return to Berlin's new Madame Tussauds as soon as experts have repaired it after a man ripped off its head, the museum said July 7, 2008. Just minutes after the museum opened its doors to the public on Saturday, a 41-year old man leapt over a rope barrier into the dark corner where the dummy of a despondent-looking Hitler was seated and tore off its head, shouting Reuters - A waxwork of Adolf Hitler will return to Berlin's new Madame Tussauds as soon as experts have restored the head ripped off by a demonstrator on its opening day, the museum said on Monday.




Man rips off wax Hitler's head (AP)

In this July 3, 2008 file photo, a figure depicting former German dictator Adolf Hitler is displayed at the Madame Tussauds Berlin Wax Museum, in Berlin, on Thursday, July 3, 2008. Berlin police say a man has ripped off the head of the wax figure, shortly after the museum opened to the public on Saturday morning July 5, 2008. (AP Photo/Miguel Villagran, File)AP - A man tore the head off a controversial Adolf Hitler wax figure at Madame Tussauds' new branch in Berlin on its opening day Saturday, officials said.




Russian blogger sentenced for "extremist" post (Reuters)

People are seen using a laptop computer in a school in Kaliningrad, Russia February 18, 2008. REUTERS/Sergei KarpukhinReuters - A Russian man who described local police as "scum" in an Internet posting was given a suspended jail sentence on Monday for extremism, prompting bloggers to warn of a crackdown on free speech online.




Man accused of faking heart attacks to avoid bills (AP)
AP - A 52-year-old Milwaukee-area man has been accused of faking heart attacks to avoid paying restaurant bills and cab fares.