Jokes
Two drunk guys are in a penthouse bar in New York City. They are trying to amaze each other with wild stories. Drunk #1 says to Drunk #2, "Hey, pal, when it gets windy like it is today, you can jump right off this building to the sidewalk below without hurting yourself at all. It's like the wind grabs you and just lifts you back up on the building!" Drunk #2 replies, "You're crazy... that's impossible.""It's true, man - I'll show you myself," responds Drunk #1, who then runs to the edge of the roof, jumps off, falls down hundreds of feet, swooshes around and lands back up at the bar. Drunk #2 is amazed and screams, "Wow! I'm gonna try that!" He runs to the roof edge, jumps off and falls to his death.
After a moment, the bartender turns to Drunk #1 and says, "Damn, Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk."