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Funny Video of the Moment

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Funny Photos of the Moment

Friggin' budget cuts.




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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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You Gotta See This...

A Gotta See Moment on Google Street View
Chaos in the Print Room
An Elephant Painting?
Mind blowing if it's real. Curious if not. Interesting either way.
Bush Sings About His Scandals - Really.
Seriously. This is George W. Bush singing at the recent Gridiron dinner.
Bikers vs. Robbers
You gotta see what happens when a biker club finds out the place is being robbed - real surveillance video.
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A Quick Joke

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn and she rolled the dice, and landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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Quote of the Moment

“There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.”
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
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Classic Email Funny

The Quotable David Lee Roth

"That's not a microphone in my pants, I'm just happy to see ya California!"
- Onstage at the US FESTIVAL

"Me and Ed were out last night looking for Milwaukee's finest and I ain't talking about beer!"

"I'm not this way because I'm in a band, I'm in a band 'cause I'm this way."

"If you need to move something really heavy, play some Van Halen."

"The beers good but dont drink the water. Why would ya drink water anyway? Water causes rust I never drink nuthin that can sink a battleship!"
(In London)

"Im a firm beliver in the 5 basic food groups... Salt, sugar, starch, fat and alcohol"

"I'm a family man. Hell, I started 5 last night!"

"I used to have a drug problem....now i can afford it"

"She looked like she had been poured into her dress and somebody had forgotten to say when"
- to a female in the audience.

"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, makes love 'till 3 in the morning...
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