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A minister recognized the young man standing at the back of the church one Sunday as someone whose wedding ceremony he had conducted a few months earlier. After the service, the young man was waiting to talk to the minister.

"Tell me, Reverend, do you believe that someone should profit from the mistakes of others?"

"Definitely not," said the minister.

"Okay. Can I have back the $50 I paid you for the wedding?"
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“He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces.”
- Ron Atkinson
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Warning Labels

Here are some real, absolutely true, label instructions on consumer goods.

* On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

* On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

* On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

* Some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."

* On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: "Fits one head."

* On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: "Do not turn upside down" (printed on bottom of the box).

* On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

* On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

* On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery."

* On Nytol (a sleep aid): "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

* On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning: Keep out of children."

* On a string of Chinese-made C...
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