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Choice is important.




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There's a fine line between clever and stupid.

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One day, three men were walking through a forest and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the othe side, but they had no idea how to do it. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please, God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river.

Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please, God, give the the strength and ability to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a boat, and he was able to row across the river.

The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God, saying, "Please, God, give me the strength, ability and intelligence to cross this river." And poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, then walked across the bridge.
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“He has Van Gogh's ear for music.”
- Billy Wilder
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Classic Email Funny

Zen Thinking

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

6. No one is listening until you fart. (Goes along with "You will remain alone on an elevator. Until you fart.")

7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

9. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

10. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities withou...
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