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Yes I am!

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It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

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A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there. After the service, he was approached by a woman who said, "Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS."

The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere and that he would search for it. The following week after service, the preacher called the woman aside and showed her a passage which read: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."
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“What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'”
- Francois Morency
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UK Accident Reports

True extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms; These are recent (mostly), and were collected by Norwich Union for their annual Christmas magazine.

"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."

"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."

Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?
A: Traveled by bus?

This Norwich Union customer collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were:
Q - What warning was given by you?
A - Horn.
Q - What warning was given by the other party?
A - Moo.

"I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a bollard."

"On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke."

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