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I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

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A doctor prescribed suppositories for a Polish man suffering from constipation, but a week later he returned to the doctor and complained that the treatment wasn't working.

"Have you been taking the medicine regularly?" asked the doctor.

"Of course! What do you think I've been doing?" snapped the Polish man. "Shoving them up my ass?"
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“I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.”
- Marilyn Monroe
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Zen Thinking

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

6. No one is listening until you fart. (Goes along with "You will remain alone on an elevator. Until you fart.")

7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

9. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

10. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities withou...
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