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Three guys - a Jew, an Italian and a Pole - signed up for police academy. The Jewish man went in first and the captain said, "Before we admit you to the academy, we have to ask you one question: Who killed Jesus?"

"The Romans," answered the Jewish man.

"That's correct. You may enter the academy."

Next it was the Italians turn. "Who killed Jesus?" asked the captian.

"The Romans," replied the Italian.

Finally it was the Polish man's turn. "Who killed Jesus?" asked the captain.

"I'm not sure," said the Polish man.

"Well," said the captain, "why don't you go home and think about it?"

The Polish man went home and said to his wife, "You won't believe this! My first day on the job and they give me a murder case to solve!"
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“Why is it that when we talk to God, we're said to be praying. But when God talks to us, we're crazy?”
- Lily Tomlin
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Sayings That We'd Like to See on Insprational Posters

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

We put the "k" in "kwality."

If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

Plagiarism saves time.

If at first you don't succeed, try management.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

The beatings will continue until morale improves. ...
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