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You deserve a break today.




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You're dumber than a bag of hammers.

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A Quick Joke

Two drunk guys are in a penthouse bar in New York City. They are trying to amaze each other with wild stories. Drunk #1 says to Drunk #2, "Hey, pal, when it gets windy like it is today, you can jump right off this building to the sidewalk below without hurting yourself at all. It's like the wind grabs you and just lifts you back up on the building!" Drunk #2 replies, "You're crazy... that's impossible."

"It's true, man - I'll show you myself," responds Drunk #1, who then runs to the edge of the roof, jumps off, falls down hundreds of feet, swooshes around and lands back up at the bar. Drunk #2 is amazed and screams, "Wow! I'm gonna try that!" He runs to the roof edge, jumps off and falls to his death.

After a moment, the bartender turns to Drunk #1 and says, "Damn, Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk."
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Quote of the Moment

“A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.”
- Ronald Reagan
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Classic Email Funny

Children's Letters to God

Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?
Jane

Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Nan

Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Neil

Dear God,
Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce

Dear God,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Bruce

Dear God,
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate he...
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